Scumbag Brain

Do NOT imagine sex with people I don't wanna have sex with. Do NOT imagine sex with people I don't wanna have sex with. Imagine it. Imagine it. Imagine it.

Do NOT imagine sex with people I don't wanna have sex with. Do NOT imagine sex with people I don't wanna have sex with. Imagine it. Imagine it. Imagine it.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're free balling it? Time for some shrinkage

Oh, you're free balling it? Time for some shrinkage  Scumbag Brain

Did someone just go into the bathroom? Because you need to shit RIGHT NOW

Did someone just go into the bathroom? Because you need to shit RIGHT NOW  Scumbag Brain

It sure would suck if people you loved died. Let's think about that for a while.

It sure would suck if people 
you loved died. Let's think about that for a while.  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're bored of reddit? better go back to reddit then

Oh, you're bored of reddit? better go back to reddit then  Scumbag Brain

Ah, having a nice dream about a good friend? Lets make it sexual so it's going to be incredibly confusing and awkward when you see them in person!

Ah, having a nice dream about a good friend? Lets make it sexual so it's going to be incredibly confusing and awkward when you see them in person!  Scumbag Brain

Oh, you're finally trying to sleep? How about a recap of every horror film you've ever watched?

Oh, you're finally trying to sleep? How about a recap of every horror film you've ever watched?  Scumbag Brain

you're actually happy with your friends and life right now? hey wait up, here's some anxiety and depression for ya

you're actually happy with your friends and life right now? hey wait up, here's some anxiety and depression for ya  Scumbag Brain

Productivity? Nope, Reddit.

Productivity? Nope, Reddit.  Scumbag Brain

Reminds you that you forgot your keys While you're trying to open the front door

Reminds you that you forgot your keys While you're trying to open the front door   Scumbag Brain
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