Scumbag Cat

oh, you have somewhere to be? allow me to warm you with my soft, sleeping body

oh, you have somewhere to be? allow me to warm you with my soft, sleeping body  Scumbag Cat

Wants to be pet for years on end lays just outside of arms length

Wants to be pet for years on end lays just outside of arms length  Scumbag Cat

Sleeps all day goes batshit crazy at night

Sleeps all day goes batshit crazy at night  Scumbag Cat

I got you this bird I'll just leave it here on your pile of clean laundry

I got you this bird I'll just leave it here on your pile of clean laundry  Scumbag Cat

Has to throw up Walks over to the carpet and throws up.

Has to throw up Walks over to the carpet and throws up.  Scumbag Cat

Oh you're cleaning the litter box? Poops as soon as you're done

Oh you're cleaning the litter box? Poops as soon as you're done  Scumbag Cat

sees you doing homework lays on top of your book so that you can't work

sees you doing homework lays on top of your book so that you can't work  Scumbag Cat

Most of the house is covered in hardwood floor Runs to the only rug when it needs to puke

Most of the house is covered in hardwood floor Runs to the only rug when it needs to puke  Scumbag Cat

HOUSE HAS ONLY 5 SQUARE FEET OF CARPET DECIDES THAT IS THE BEST PLACE TO VOMIT

HOUSE HAS ONLY 5 SQUARE FEET OF CARPET DECIDES THAT IS THE BEST PLACE TO VOMIT  Scumbag Cat

Oh you're carrying a hot cup of coffee? I'll just stand right underneath your feet

Oh you're carrying a hot cup of coffee? I'll just stand right underneath your feet  Scumbag Cat
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