Scumbag Cat

Is lactose intolerant Demands milk

Is lactose intolerant Demands milk  Scumbag Cat

Looks at cat food then walks away Eats your pizza when not looking

Looks at cat food then walks away Eats your pizza when not looking  Scumbag Cat

for food, water and shelter I'll give you a shit next to the litter box

for food, water and shelter I'll give you a shit next to the litter box  Scumbag Cat

let me show my love for you by smothering you in your sleep

let me show my love for you by smothering you in your sleep  Scumbag Cat

Eats all of his food. Knocks sister out of the way and eats her food Throws up

Eats all of his food. Knocks sister out of the way and eats her food Throws up  Scumbag Cat

Sleeps all day rubs your face the second you fall asleep

Sleeps all day rubs your face the second you fall asleep   Scumbag Cat

Begs for food you're eating Stares at it and walks away when you give him some

Begs for food you're eating Stares at it and walks away when you give him some  Scumbag Cat

Plays fetch with hair tie hides it from you after you throw it

Plays fetch with hair tie hides it from you after you throw it  Scumbag Cat

Outside all day coughs up hairball on carpet the moment you let him indoors

Outside all day coughs up hairball on carpet the moment you let him indoors  Scumbag Cat

rubs up against your leg wanting to be pet scratches the shit out of your hand when you do

rubs up against your leg wanting to be pet scratches the shit out of your hand when you do  Scumbag Cat
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