Scumbag Cat

Lights are out and everyone's asleep runs aimlessly around the house making sounds and knocking things over

Lights are out and everyone's asleep runs aimlessly around the house making sounds and knocking things over  Scumbag Cat

Has thumbs Uses them to jiggle doorknobs more successfully at 6 am

Has thumbs Uses them to jiggle doorknobs more successfully at 6 am  Scumbag Cat

Has his own bowl of food and water steals from the dogs bowl

Has his own bowl of food and water steals from the dogs bowl  Scumbag Cat

Hey brah,can you clean my litter box? shits in it right after you clean it

Hey brah,can you clean my litter box? shits in it right after you clean it  Scumbag Cat

never wants to cuddle jumps on the bed to cuddle when you're masturbating

never wants to cuddle jumps on the bed to cuddle when you're masturbating  Scumbag Cat

crouches on the stairs in the dark doesn't give a fuck that you trip over him almost every night

crouches on the stairs in the dark doesn't give a fuck that you trip over him almost every night  Scumbag Cat

Breaks in and eats your cats' fish leaves poop for you to step in

Breaks in and eats your cats' fish leaves poop for you to step in  Scumbag Cat

kills billions of animals in America has nine lives

kills billions of animals in America has nine lives  Scumbag Cat

Wants attention all day Doesn't know who you are when you have time to play

Wants attention all day Doesn't know who you are when you have time to play  Scumbag Cat

First time you let them sleep with you Sticks their butt in your face

First time you let them sleep with you Sticks their butt in your face  Scumbag Cat
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