Scumbag Cat

OH, you planned on selling this place in the distant future? You should have told me soo-*vomit on carpet*

OH, you planned on selling this place in the distant future? You should have told me soo-*vomit on carpet*  Scumbag Cat

Only loves you when you have a soft blanket

Only loves you when you have a soft blanket  Scumbag Cat

Begs to be picked up Fights to get put down

Begs to be picked up Fights to get put down  Scumbag Cat

Oh you're about to leave for work? Guess I should start nuzzling your leg and purring and rolling over

Oh you're about to leave for work? Guess I should start nuzzling your leg and purring and rolling over  Scumbag Cat

Watch you change his litter box go take a giant dump just when you finish

Watch you change his litter box go take a giant dump just when you finish  Scumbag Cat

Owner closes door to toilet because washing machine is making to much noise opens the door to annoy owner.

Owner closes door to toilet because washing machine is making to much noise opens the door to annoy owner.  Scumbag Cat

Refuses to not sit under your feet gets pissed when stepped on

Refuses to not sit under your feet gets pissed when stepped on  Scumbag Cat

Wakes you up by meowing at you like shes starving Still has a half full bowl of food

Wakes you up by meowing at you like shes starving Still has a half full bowl of food  Scumbag Cat

wishes he was A big dick cat

wishes he was A big dick cat  Scumbag Cat

Sees you just cleaned the litter box Shits

Sees you just cleaned the litter box Shits  Scumbag Cat
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