Scumbag Cat

I want more lasagna

I want more lasagna  Scumbag Cat

I scratch your back now show a little nip

I scratch your back now show a little nip  Scumbag Cat

Oh, you're sleeping? headbutts face and pushes in your neck

Oh, you're sleeping? headbutts face and pushes in your neck  Scumbag Cat

You want me to come back in? First I will wait here until you chase me.

You want me to come back in? First I will wait here until you chase me.  Scumbag Cat

Meows and annoys all morning finally cuddles next to you 5 minutes before the alarm rings

Meows and annoys all morning finally cuddles next to you 5 minutes before the alarm rings
  Scumbag Cat

Stays outside all day comes in to shit and puke

Stays outside all day  comes in to shit and puke  Scumbag Cat

Litter box cleaned and deodorized two minutes ago Takes huge shit and doesn't bury it

Litter box cleaned and deodorized two minutes ago Takes huge shit and doesn't bury it  Scumbag Cat

Begs you to let him go outside to eat grass comes back in, and throws it all up

Begs you to let him go outside to eat grass comes back in, and throws it all up
  Scumbag Cat

Ignores you all day "Oh you're using your computer? Nope. I want attention now."

Ignores you all day

Spends all day outside Comes inside and immediately takes a dump in the litter box

Spends all day outside Comes inside and immediately takes a dump in the litter box  Scumbag Cat
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