Scumbag Cat

Shits everywhere but in the litter box Attempts to scratch your eyes out as you clean it

Shits everywhere but in the litter box  Attempts to scratch your eyes out as you clean it  Scumbag Cat

alotted a proper kitty litter space since kittenhood takes a dump on the floor beside it anyway

alotted a proper kitty litter space since kittenhood takes a dump on the floor beside it anyway  Scumbag Cat

Cry's because its hungry Only loves you for your food

Cry's because its hungry Only loves you for your food  Scumbag Cat

Yolnt You only live nine times

Yolnt You only live nine times  Scumbag Cat

Wants you to pet him for precisely 15 seconds while he shows you his asshole. Next he will attack every inch of your flesh.

Wants you to pet him for precisely 15 seconds while he shows you his asshole. Next he will attack every inch of your flesh.  Scumbag Cat

Develops its own language to communicate with humans Can't communicate with humans

Develops its own language to communicate with humans Can't communicate with humans  Scumbag Cat

Licks his own butthole Won't eat the cat food that you buy him.

Licks his own butthole Won't eat the cat food that you buy him.  Scumbag Cat

six seats available in living room? Picks the one you were going to sit in

six seats available in living room? Picks the one you were going to sit in  Scumbag Cat

Sees that you're about to step there steps there

Sees that you're about to step there steps there  Scumbag Cat

only weighs 14 pounds somehow takes up majority of queen size bed

only weighs 14 pounds somehow takes up majority of queen size bed  Scumbag Cat
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