Scumbag Cat

eats expensive cat food pukes on the stairs a half hour later

eats expensive cat food pukes on the stairs a half hour later   Scumbag Cat

scratches at door runs away when you open it

scratches at door runs away when you open it  Scumbag Cat

appears to be licking self Is actually licking the fuck out of your pillow

appears to be licking self Is actually licking the fuck out of your pillow  Scumbag Cat

has 5 scratching posts in the house his favorite: your leather couch

has 5 scratching posts in the house his favorite: your leather couch  Scumbag Cat

wakes you up at 6am for food puts half of it on the floor

wakes you up at 6am for food  puts half of it on the floor  Scumbag Cat

Lays under your feet Bites you for stepping on her

Lays under your feet Bites you for stepping on her  Scumbag Cat

sees you walking runs in front of you causing you to trip

sees you walking runs in front of you causing you to trip  Scumbag Cat

I don't always wake you at 4AM but when I do, it's by attacking the shit out of your feet

I don't always wake you at 4AM but when I do, it's by attacking the shit out of your feet  Scumbag Cat

spontaneous burst of energy to play at 3 in the morning

spontaneous burst of energy to play at 3 in the morning  Scumbag Cat

Complacent all day On crack at 6 AM

Complacent all day On crack at 6 AM  Scumbag Cat
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