Scumbag Coworker

"Hey I'm really busy. Can you help me with this?" Leaves at 5

Doesn't shut up Complains about never getting any input

Doesn't shut up Complains about never getting any input  Scumbag Coworker

closes door to take personal call speaks loud enough to be overheard anyway

closes door to take personal call speaks loud enough to be overheard anyway  Scumbag Coworker

invites colleagues to bbq takes them to burger king

invites colleagues to bbq takes them to burger king  Scumbag Coworker

need drink at work carries around 2 liter bottle. drinks straight from it.

need drink at work carries around 2 liter bottle. drinks straight from it.  Scumbag Coworker

Knows you have work tomorrow Keeps buying you drinks

Knows you have work tomorrow Keeps buying you drinks  Scumbag Coworker

"I need this done ASAP!" Out of office until the middle of next week.

parks backwards so people can see his running lights

parks backwards so people can see his running lights  Scumbag Coworker

would rather have a giant ugly IF spanning the entire function than have simple clean conditional returns

would rather have a giant ugly IF spanning the entire function than have simple clean conditional returns  Scumbag Coworker

1 order of fries all the cafeteria ketchup

1 order of fries all the cafeteria ketchup  Scumbag Coworker
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