Scumbag Dentist

Says chewing metal and plastic is bad for your enamel scrapes the fuck out of your teeth with a metal hook

Says chewing metal and plastic is bad for your enamel  scrapes the fuck out of your teeth with a metal hook  Scumbag Dentist

Has five hands and four power tools in your mouth asks you how school and your life are going

Has five hands and four power tools in your mouth asks you how school and your life are going  Scumbag Dentist

Oh, you need to breathe? Let me spray more water to your mouth

Oh, you need to breathe? Let me spray more water to your mouth  Scumbag Dentist

Dentist stabs your gums 20 times and you bleed. "If you brushed more you wouldn't be bleeding."

Dentist stabs your gums 20 times and you bleed.

Has tools in your mouth Asks questions in which "Yes/No" doesn't suffice

Has tools in your mouth Asks questions in which

tells you that you brush too hard proceeds to scrap your teeth with metal utensils

tells you that you brush too hard proceeds to scrap your teeth with metal utensils  Scumbag Dentist

Fills your mouth with crap asks tons of questions

Fills your mouth with crap asks tons of questions  Scumbag Dentist

I'm just going to feel your gums With this needle

I'm just going to feel your gums With this needle  Scumbag Dentist

Stabs gums with sharp metal hooks "You wouldn't be bleeding if you flossed more."

Stabs gums with sharp metal hooks

"Oh, you need anesthesia?" "Here, let me stab it into you"