Scumbag Genetics

huge penis too big to fit anywere

huge penis too big to fit anywere  Scumbag Genetics

smart enough to know how rocket engines work clueless about how female mind works

smart enough to know how rocket engines work clueless about how female mind works  Scumbag Genetics

6'3", broad shoulders, green eyes, strong jawline Better round things out with tons of back hair

6'3

you can have big tits but you'll have a lisp

you can have big tits but you'll have a lisp  Scumbag Genetics

body fat? let me store it in your belly and make your waist still thin

body fat? let me store it in your belly and make your waist still thin  Scumbag Genetics

theres the swag gene^

 theres the swag gene^  Scumbag Genetics

la la la la... oh don't mind me bro, just fucking up your chances of ever procreating

la la la la... oh don't mind me bro, just fucking up your chances of ever procreating  Scumbag Genetics

Not enough hair on the head lets put some on the back

Not enough hair on the head lets put some on the back  Scumbag Genetics

Have a cookie Stephanie oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.

Have a cookie Stephanie oh wait, you're allergic to gluten. Now just look at it and die a little on the inside.  Scumbag Genetics

makes you intelligent gives you social phobia, depression, and Asperger's.

makes you intelligent gives you social phobia, depression, and Asperger's.  Scumbag Genetics
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