Scumbag Goose

can fly Walks across busy road

can fly Walks across busy road  Scumbag Goose

Canadian still shits everywhere

Canadian still shits everywhere  Scumbag Goose

Sits in the middle of parking lot Sheer optimism causes a lake to form and destroys your car.

Sits in the middle of parking lot

 Sheer optimism causes a lake to form and destroys your car.
  Scumbag Goose

Posts sentimental status Referring to stolen strudels

Posts sentimental status  Referring to stolen strudels  Scumbag Goose

You're trying to sleep? Let me play you the song of my people

You're trying to sleep? Let me play you the song of my people  Scumbag Goose

4:30 in the morning? Let Me show you how loud I can yell.

4:30 in the morning? Let Me show you how loud I can yell.  Scumbag Goose

eats at salmo shits everywhere

eats at salmo shits everywhere  Scumbag Goose

2 year old gives me food Bites her butt

2 year old gives me food Bites her butt  Scumbag Goose

Human running at me better just stay right here

Human running at me better just stay right here  Scumbag Goose

Middle of Winter Doesn't Fly South

Middle of Winter Doesn't Fly South  Scumbag Goose
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