Scumbag Parents

We think you are great together but you're getting too close so we're afraid you'll have to break up.

We think you are great together but you're getting too close so we're afraid you'll have to break up.  Scumbag Parents

tells story how they hated their parents pressure to have kids One month after your wedding "Are you expecting yet?"

tells story how they hated their parents pressure to have kids One month after your wedding

This year we decided to have our birthday party on your birthday

This year we decided to have our birthday party on your birthday  Scumbag Parents

divorced twenty years ago Still won't get over it

divorced twenty years ago Still won't get over it  Scumbag Parents

Always lock the shed, there are valuables in there! Go away for 5 days, leave the shed door open

Always lock the shed, there are valuables in there! Go away for 5 days, leave the shed door open  Scumbag Parents

tell them that you're not coming back home and establishing a self-sufficient lifestyle convinced that you're smoking pot, making immature decisions and that you're going to hell for living a destructive lifestyle

tell them that you're not coming back home and establishing a self-sufficient lifestyle convinced that you're smoking pot, making immature decisions and that you're going to hell for living a destructive lifestyle  Scumbag Parents

You'll always have out blessings no matter who you marry As long as she's a devout christian

You'll always have out blessings no matter who you marry As long as she's a devout christian  Scumbag Parents

Teaches child that they shouldn't hit others by smacking them repeatedly and screaming in their face

Teaches child that they shouldn't hit others by smacking them repeatedly and screaming in their face  Scumbag Parents

excited you're getting a top-secret security clearance so someone else can tell you they're not your actual parents

excited you're getting a top-secret security clearance so someone else can tell you they're not your actual parents   Scumbag Parents

As a parent I am glad the newspaper censors Doonesbury. I might have to have a discussion with my children.

As a parent I am glad the newspaper censors Doonesbury. I might have to have a discussion with my children.  Scumbag Parents
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