Scumbag Parents

grounds you for smoking weed dad had a medical marijuana card the whole time

grounds you for smoking weed dad had a medical marijuana card the whole time  Scumbag Parents

No, we completely trust you We just don't trust those around you

No, we completely trust you We just don't trust those around you  Scumbag Parents

Oldest son gets married No members of either family show up.

Oldest son gets married No members of either family show up.   Scumbag Parents

Skips their oldest son's wedding Because he married outside his religion and continually tells him how the whole family is hell bound

Skips their oldest son's wedding Because he married outside his religion and continually tells him how the whole family is hell bound   Scumbag Parents

Hey eric. Your mother and I have something to tell you. shut the fuck up

Hey eric. Your mother and I have something to tell you. shut the fuck up  Scumbag Parents

Honey, we know stripping to pay for college is degrading but couples only skiing holidays don't come cheap. and you'll have a useful career to fall back on.

Honey, we know stripping to pay for college is degrading but couples only skiing holidays don't come cheap. and you'll have a useful career to fall back on.  Scumbag Parents

Encourage you to read instead of just watching TV Worry that Harry Potter will teach you witchcraft

Encourage you to read instead of just watching TV Worry that Harry Potter will teach you witchcraft  Scumbag Parents

Ok! we made up a couple fictional characters: can we go to church now? Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa

Ok! we made up a couple fictional characters:                                                        can we go to church now?  Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, Santa  Scumbag Parents

tells you you need to wake up to drop mom off at work waits until after you're ready to go to inform you you don't have to today

tells you you need to wake up to drop mom off at work waits until after you're ready to go to inform you you don't have to today  Scumbag Parents

Had you before they were married Nags you for moving in with your girlfriend

Had you before they were married Nags you for moving in with your girlfriend  Scumbag Parents
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