Scumbag Parents

your dad is having an affair we're getting divorced!

your dad is having an affair we're getting divorced!  Scumbag Parents

Promise a trip to dick's house "We're going to disneyland!"

Promise a trip to dick's house

starts to love your boyfriend After you break up with him.

starts to love your boyfriend After you break up with him.  Scumbag Parents

Threatens you with homelessness If you don't believe what they believe

Threatens you with homelessness If you don't believe what they believe  Scumbag Parents

SEES YOU LOOKING IN THE FRIDGE/CABINETS "WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?"

SEES YOU LOOKING IN THE FRIDGE/CABINETS

Not mad at you Grounds you for a month out of "disappointment"

Not mad at you Grounds you for a month out of

figured out that santa can't actually fly around the world to give presents to billions of children still figure that satan can fly around the world inflicting evil to billions of people

figured out that santa can't actually fly around the world to give presents to billions of children still figure that satan can fly around the world inflicting evil to billions of people  Scumbag Parents

Mom dies when you're 11 from alcoholic hepatitis leaving you alone to take care of your 6 year old sister and your abusive rapist Dad..(I dont talk to my Dad anymore) Caption 3 goes here

Mom dies when you're 11 from alcoholic hepatitis leaving you alone  to take care of your 6 year old sister and your abusive rapist Dad..(I dont talk to my Dad anymore) Caption 3 goes here  Scumbag Parents

We beat our children During family card games.

We beat our children During family card games.  Scumbag Parents

has to pass drug test while on prescription drugs Makes their 8 year old son and 11 year old daughter take their prescriptions so that their drugs are detected when their children pee for them

has to pass drug test while on prescription drugs Makes their 8 year old son and 11 year old daughter take their prescriptions so that their drugs are detected when their children pee for them  Scumbag Parents
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