Scumbag Parents

DAY of best friend's funeral woken up to a Facetime from Jamaica to show off how beautiful the resort is

DAY of best friend's funeral woken up to a Facetime from Jamaica to show off how beautiful the resort is  Scumbag Parents

Names child North West

Names child North West  Scumbag Parents

Tells you daily that you are a lazy, stupid, shiftless, worthless, drain on their economic resources (and beats you) Gets asked, and gives advice to other parents when child graduates Highschool with a Full IB Honors Diploma Summa Cum Laude

Tells you daily that you are a lazy, stupid, shiftless, worthless, drain on their economic resources (and beats you) Gets asked, and gives advice to other parents when child graduates Highschool with a Full IB Honors Diploma Summa Cum Laude  Scumbag Parents

never did anything horrible to me now i can't get useless points from the internet

never did anything horrible to me now i can't get useless points from the internet  Scumbag Parents

finds out daughter is going to marry a Jew breaks down in tears

finds out daughter is going to marry a Jew breaks down in tears  Scumbag Parents

Sends you to a catholic private school that could barely afford teachers, taught religon in place of science, and had entire grades with only 8-10 kids Wonders why you have no social skills and don't get good grades in public school

Sends you to a catholic private school that could barely afford teachers, taught religon in place of science, and had entire grades with only 8-10 kids Wonders why you have no social skills and don't get good grades in public school  Scumbag Parents

You have a 3.48 gpa? but three years ago you were able to maintain a 3.5! you're grounded

You have a 3.48 gpa? but three years ago you were able to maintain a 3.5! you're grounded  Scumbag Parents

Won't let you turn up the volume on the tv Can't decide on a room in a house with extremely squeaky floors

Won't let you turn up the volume on the tv Can't decide on a room in a house with extremely squeaky floors  Scumbag Parents

Makes you pay for your car, gas, insurance, and registration Has you run errands for them

Makes you pay for your car, gas, insurance, and registration Has you run errands for them  Scumbag Parents

Things more important than you and your Final Exams: Amazing Race, Surviver, Game of Thrones, and pretty much any loud TV show we can watch while you study.

Things more important than you and your Final Exams: Amazing Race, Surviver, Game of Thrones, and pretty much any loud TV show we can watch while you study.  Scumbag Parents
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