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Doesn't bleed monthly instead is annoying 24/7

Doesn't bleed monthly instead is annoying 24/7   Scumbag Penis

Dear Penis Thank you for not bleeding once a month

Dear Penis Thank you for not bleeding once a month  Scumbag Penis

Sees you're about to leave the bus Gets hard

Sees you're about to leave the bus Gets hard  Scumbag Penis

Wearing sweatpants today? Have a boner

Wearing sweatpants today? Have a boner  Scumbag Penis

Your balls are itchy and your jeans are too tight? looks like you'll have to stick your hand in there to correct the problem

Your balls are itchy and your jeans are too tight? looks like you'll have to stick your hand in there to correct the problem  Scumbag Penis

carefully transports the essence of life shares tube with piss

carefully transports the essence of life shares tube with piss  Scumbag Penis

Taking a piss at your girlfriend's house Switches to shotgun mode

Taking a piss at your girlfriend's house Switches to shotgun mode  Scumbag Penis

Knows you want to pee that direction also pees in another direction

Knows you want to pee that direction also pees in another direction  Scumbag Penis

"hey, pull my finger!" semen comes out

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