Scumbag Printer

need something printed right away? I can't work under that kind of pressure!

need something printed right away? I can't work under that kind of pressure!  Scumbag Printer

Last minute essays are my prey

Last minute essays are my prey  Scumbag Printer

free with printer ink costs more than blood

free with printer ink costs more than blood  Scumbag Printer

Printer: $39 Ink: $50

Printer: $39 Ink: $50  Scumbag Printer

Oh, you wanted to cancel that 50 page copy job? FUCK YOU.

Oh, you wanted to cancel that 50 page copy job? FUCK YOU.  Scumbag Printer

You want to print something? Doesn't let you skip dubstep advertisement

You want to print something? Doesn't let you skip  dubstep advertisement  Scumbag Printer

Low on ink? Let me print some sample pages to show you.

Low on ink? Let me print some sample pages to show you.  Scumbag Printer

oh you switched me on? here's a tour of all the shit noises i can make

oh you switched me on? here's a tour of all the shit noises i can make  Scumbag Printer

I'll print your page right away I just have to make a bunch of loud noises first

I'll print your page right away I just have to make a bunch of loud noises first  Scumbag Printer

Enough ink for automatic alignment sheet Not enough for the thing you turned it on to print

Enough ink for automatic alignment sheet Not enough for the thing you turned it on to print  Scumbag Printer
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