Scumbag Steve

Takes early morning call "nah bro we're both awake" We are now asshole

Takes early morning call

Girl won't put out abuses power at work to sue

Girl won't put out abuses power at work to sue  Scumbag Steve

sees his meme is rising toward the front page downvotes all other memes near his to increase his chances

sees his meme is rising toward the front page downvotes all other memes near his to increase his chances  Scumbag Steve

Does not give advice, is not an animal

Does not give advice, is not an animal  Scumbag Steve

Posts in wrong subreddit still gets karma because it's his cakeday

Posts in wrong subreddit still gets karma because it's his cakeday  Scumbag Steve

Says he loves metal Listens to Suicide Silence

Says he loves metal Listens to Suicide Silence  Scumbag Steve

Sees shy, overweight friend talking to girl walks over and plays with his moobies

Sees shy, overweight friend talking to girl walks over and plays with his moobies  Scumbag Steve

Jealous that your meme made front page downvotes it on multiple accounts

Jealous that your meme made front page downvotes it on multiple accounts  Scumbag Steve

gets an .oz on credit moves across the country 2 days later

gets an .oz on credit moves across the country 2 days later  Scumbag Steve

Gets hit on by girl you like Hooks up with her and gets married. Then Asks you too be the best man.

Gets hit on by girl you like Hooks up with her and gets married. Then Asks you too be the best man.  Scumbag Steve
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