Scumbag Steve

Doesn't "need" a smartphone calls you every time he needs directions or something looked up online

Doesn't

"Hey have you seen my phone" "Yeah I think I saw it in my butt hole"

J-walks across busy intersection diagonally

J-walks across busy intersection diagonally  Scumbag Steve

Cute girl in his class has a boyfriend sleeps with her

Cute girl in his class has a boyfriend sleeps with her  Scumbag Steve

Oh, I thought an isopod was an mp3 player that gave me big muscles.

Oh, I thought an isopod was an mp3 player that gave me big muscles.  Scumbag Steve

You and some friends meet a group of girls. Tells them all you have a girlfriend behind your back.

You and some friends meet a group of girls. Tells them all you have a girlfriend behind your back.  Scumbag Steve

"you got any nudes of your girlfriend?" "you want some?"

comes to your house steals your clothes

comes to your house steals your clothes  Scumbag Steve

20 Minutes late for lecture Bag of chips, meatball sub, starbucks caramel macchiato in hand

20 Minutes late for lecture Bag of chips, meatball sub, starbucks caramel macchiato in hand   Scumbag Steve

sees someone passed out at a party draws a dick on his arm with a sharpie

sees someone passed out at a party draws a dick on his arm with a sharpie  Scumbag Steve
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