Scumbag Steve

"After tonight I'm done drinking and cheating" Gets drunk and cheats the next night

"Yo, I got a bunch of bud and beer, wanna hang out?" Charges you per beer and smokes personal bowels

Hey there's a drunk, naked girl in here. anybody call dibs yet?

Hey there's a drunk, naked girl in here. anybody call dibs yet?  Scumbag Steve

Friend goes to glove box to smoke pre-rolled blunt after graduation nope

Friend goes to glove box to smoke pre-rolled blunt after graduation nope  Scumbag Steve

sees a really good original post on reddit with no upvotes reposts it and gets to the frontpage

sees a really good original post on reddit with no upvotes reposts it and gets to the frontpage  Scumbag Steve

Invites you over for beers hey my wifi isn't working

Invites you over for beers hey my wifi isn't working  Scumbag Steve

sees someone he knows when out in public with you doesn't introduce you and makes you stand there in silence

sees someone he knows when out in public with you  doesn't introduce you and makes you stand there in silence  Scumbag Steve

knows you just lost your job Brags about making over $700 in one shift

knows you just lost your job Brags about making over $700 in one shift  Scumbag Steve

Went to 5 stores to find oreos doesnt share

Went to 5 stores to find oreos doesnt share  Scumbag Steve

makes fun of christians for having no evidence to support their beliefs doesn't believe in evolution

makes fun of christians for having no evidence to 
support their beliefs doesn't believe in
evolution  Scumbag Steve
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