Scumbag Steve

Licks cheese puff cheese off fingers sticks hand back in bag

Licks cheese puff cheese off fingers  sticks hand back in bag  Scumbag Steve

Shares his Lucky Charms Picked all the marshmellows out

Shares his Lucky Charms Picked all the marshmellows out  Scumbag Steve

see that you're talking to a girl 'oh dude get it in!'

see that you're talking to a girl 'oh dude get it in!'  Scumbag Steve

Has a "toothache" Allergic to everything but dilaudid

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Takes your phone without you knowing Switches your Moms number with your dealers

Takes your phone without you knowing Switches your Moms number with your dealers  Scumbag Steve

Makes you wait in car to buy weed Returns 30 mins later reeking of smoke

Makes you wait in car to buy weed Returns 30 mins later reeking of smoke  Scumbag Steve

Asks if you need weed when you're broke Doesn't have weed when you have money

Asks if you need weed when you're broke Doesn't have weed when you have money  Scumbag Steve

gets a puppy gives it away when its grown and gets a new puppy

gets a puppy gives it away when its grown and gets a new puppy  Scumbag Steve

In another country answers cell phone and hangs up

In another country answers cell phone and hangs up  Scumbag Steve

Is certain he knows the key to eternal paradise Too lazy to push it on you so you burn for eternity

Is certain he knows the key to eternal paradise Too lazy to push it on you so you burn for eternity  Scumbag Steve
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