Scumbag Steve

I said ill be there in 5 minutes So stop calling me every half hour

I said ill be there in 5 minutes So stop calling me every half hour  Scumbag Steve

drives a 4 wheel drive truck with good ground clearance and E.S.C. asks coworker across town for a ride to work because of snow

drives a 4 wheel drive truck with good ground clearance and E.S.C. asks coworker across town for a ride to work because of snow  Scumbag Steve

Finds out you have a sister "Is she hot?"

Finds out you have a sister

announces he is ready to take a huge shit while kids are around

announces he is ready to take a huge shit while kids are around  Scumbag Steve

Goes on a first date with a girl expects her to take "just the tip"

Goes on a first date with a girl expects her to take

Breaks something valuable of yours "April Fools!"

Breaks something valuable of yours

Rapes you Doesn't give you a ride home

Rapes you Doesn't give you a ride home  Scumbag Steve

tailgates you for 15 minutes complains when you speed up to keep him from passing you

tailgates you for 15 minutes complains when you speed up to keep him from passing you  Scumbag Steve

"If your friend joins our party again I might have to mute him - he talks too much" spends the whole match bitching & screaming every time he's killed

"Women are evil and can't be trusted" sneaks cellphone pics of women's asses

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