Scumbag Steve

Loses job lives off of roommates for the next five months

Loses job lives off of roommates for the next five months  Scumbag Steve

"step on a crack break your mother's back" steps on every available crack

"I stayed up until 3:00 Am last night" Bitches about being tired.

"Why are the elevators shut down yo?" Puked in the elevator last night

wants to go to the bar with a cover never carries cash

wants to go to the bar with a cover never carries cash  Scumbag Steve

A girl's best feature is her smile "You misspelled boobs"

A girl's  best feature is her smile

complains about keegan bradley spitting while doing skoal, smoking Newports and scratching himself

complains about keegan bradley spitting while doing skoal, smoking Newports and scratching himself  Scumbag Steve

Meets girl who just got out of rehab for substance abuse gets her stoned

Meets girl who just got out of rehab for substance abuse gets her stoned  Scumbag Steve

scumbag 9gag steals memes reddit made up

scumbag 9gag steals memes reddit made up
  Scumbag Steve

Sees you getting up to get some napkins. Eats your french fries while you are gone.

Sees you getting up to get some napkins. Eats your french fries while you are gone.  Scumbag Steve
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