Scumbag Steve

Oh, You're trying to sleep? *Rifles through a potato chip bag for one hour* Oh, you've now given up on trying to sleep after 60 minutes of that? *Quietly watches FB news feed*

Oh, You're trying to sleep? 
*Rifles through a potato chip bag for one hour* Oh, you've now given up on trying to sleep after 60 minutes of that?
*Quietly watches FB news feed*  Scumbag Steve

Stalks you for your parking spot Blocks you in

Stalks you for your parking spot Blocks you in  Scumbag Steve

by luck or fortune, adopts a scientific worldview judges everyone who hasn't with the zeal of a pharisee

by luck or fortune, adopts a scientific worldview judges everyone who hasn't with the zeal of a pharisee  Scumbag Steve

tries to save hot girls number in phone accidentally sends her a text that says "amanda big boobs from bar"

tries to save hot girls number in phone accidentally sends her a text that says

Does something nice for once in his life Makes a Good Guy greg meme so he can get credit for it

Does something nice for once in his life Makes a Good Guy greg meme so he can get credit for it  Scumbag Steve

Knows nothing about Zimmerman trial "did you hear about the Zimmerman trial?"

Knows nothing about Zimmerman trial

Orders parcel with guaranteed next day delivery. Isn't in the next day

Orders parcel with guaranteed next day delivery. Isn't in the next day  Scumbag Steve

Releases one good song Automatically thinks he is the shit

Releases one good song Automatically thinks he is the shit  Scumbag Steve

Knows you smoked trees before family gathering "Dude, are you high" at the dinner table

Knows you smoked trees before family gathering

have a baby by me, baby be on welfare

have a baby by              me, baby be on welfare  Scumbag Steve
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