Scumbag Steve

Comes over to buy "No Haggle" Craigslist item Haggles

Comes over to buy

Goes out with 2 other couples for bowling and drinks. Doesn't say a thing when the other guy buys everything

Goes out with 2 other couples for bowling and drinks. Doesn't say a thing when the other guy buys everything  Scumbag Steve

Discredits you for not citing your sources doesn't cite his sources

Discredits you for not citing your sources doesn't cite his sources  Scumbag Steve

Ask him for some chex mix Only gives you pretzels

Ask him for some chex mix Only gives you pretzels   Scumbag Steve

puts fake deer in yard right next to the fucking road

puts fake deer in yard right next to the fucking road  Scumbag Steve

You leave your house before him and trust him to respect your house until he leaves Leaves three roaches and a stem on your desk AND leaves spotify paused at the beginning of an ad

You leave your house before him and trust him to respect your house until he leaves Leaves three roaches and a stem on your desk AND leaves spotify paused at the beginning of an ad  Scumbag Steve

Sees a cop car Slams on breaks and drives 15 mph under the speed limit

Sees a cop car Slams on breaks and drives 15 mph under the speed limit  Scumbag Steve

Uses friend's laptop to watch Star2 and hon leaves him with 5% battery before lecture

Uses friend's laptop to watch Star2 and hon leaves him with 5% battery before lecture  Scumbag Steve

"Someone should really do the dishes" Hasn't fucking done the dishes in weeks

Goes to highschool parties just to get the drunk girls

Goes to highschool parties just to get the drunk girls  Scumbag Steve
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