Scumbag Steve

"Sorry bro, was gone that weekend" Still doesn't answer his goddamn phone the next weekend

Orders thirteen pounds of lunch meat wants it sliced one atom thick

Orders thirteen pounds of lunch meat wants it sliced one atom thick  Scumbag Steve

Says he's a diehard Ravens fan Unaware they were the Cleveland browns

Says he's a diehard Ravens fan Unaware they were the Cleveland browns  Scumbag Steve

ignores your texts all day brings all the people he was hanging out with over to your house unannounced when they have nowhere to go

ignores your texts all day brings all the people he was hanging out with over to your house unannounced when they have nowhere to go  Scumbag Steve

Is your twin brother still forgets it's your birthday

Is your twin brother still forgets it's your birthday  Scumbag Steve

My cigarettes are in the car

My cigarettes  are in the car  Scumbag Steve

Pedestrian steps into bikelane... stiff arms him

Pedestrian steps into bikelane... stiff arms him  Scumbag Steve

Serious car accident after falling asleep at the wheel Walks away

Serious car accident
after falling asleep
at the wheel Walks away  Scumbag Steve

Makes you guess what? Dies

Makes you guess what? Dies  Scumbag Steve

Uses most of the ketchup doesn't turn bottle upside down

Uses most of the ketchup doesn't turn bottle upside down  Scumbag Steve
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