Scumbag Steve

Gets invited to potluck brings half eaten bag of oreos and takes it with him at the end of the night

Gets invited to potluck brings half eaten bag of oreos and takes it with him at the end of the night  Scumbag Steve

Happens to pull up to drive thru 5 seconds before you do orders a hundred fucking things and takes forever

Happens to pull up to drive thru 5 seconds before you do orders a hundred fucking things and takes forever  Scumbag Steve

Finishes extra sweaty workout Doesn't wipe down bench

Finishes extra sweaty workout Doesn't wipe down bench  Scumbag Steve

eats all the food in your house complains about being hungry

eats all the food in your house complains about being hungry  Scumbag Steve

"I predicted that upset" filled out 15 different brackets

Sees your car waiting for his spot in a full parking lot. Sits in his car to punish your laziness.

Sees your car waiting for his spot in a full parking lot. Sits in his car to punish your laziness.  Scumbag Steve

Finishes talking to you on the phone Hangs up without saying bye

Finishes talking to you on the phone Hangs up without saying bye  Scumbag Steve

About to sit down with friends in a crowded cafeteria Jumps in and takes whole table to himself

About to sit down with friends in a crowded cafeteria Jumps in and takes whole table to himself  Scumbag Steve

Entire job description is classifying cases just makes it up

Entire job description is classifying cases just makes it up  Scumbag Steve

Says he will help you find your camera Doesn't help you, it's in his pocket

Says he will help you find your camera Doesn't help you, it's in his pocket  Scumbag Steve
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