Scumbag Steve

Acts sad when r.e.m. break up hasn't purchased new album since automatic for the people

Acts sad when r.e.m. break up hasn't purchased new album since automatic for the people  Scumbag Steve

pay for his meal reminds you that he drove

pay for his meal reminds you that he drove  Scumbag Steve

sends you pictures of his poop

sends you pictures of his poop  Scumbag Steve

Tells you to "meet at mini mart in ten." 20 min. later; "dude i'm not there, i thought you didn't want it."

Tells you to

I have lived for free at my aunt's house for 6 years. Just bought 50 inch plasma tv for my room.

I have lived for free at my aunt's house for 6 years. Just bought 50 inch plasma tv for my room.  Scumbag Steve

Says he'll be there in 5 minutes. 3 hours later

Says he'll be there in 5 minutes. 3 hours later  Scumbag Steve

LIES TO GET PAID PAYS TO GET LAID

LIES TO GET PAID PAYS TO GET LAID  Scumbag Steve

Lends you his lighter Asks for a cigarette

Lends you his lighter Asks for a cigarette   Scumbag Steve

Heats up ravioli in your microwave doesn't cover the plate

Heats up ravioli in your microwave doesn't cover the plate  Scumbag Steve

hey man, gimme a drag of your cig. just one drag fucking saliva all over it

hey man, gimme a drag of your cig. just one drag fucking saliva
all over it  Scumbag Steve
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