Scumbag Steve

Wakes you up for wake and bake Didn't Bring anything

Wakes you up for wake and bake Didn't Bring anything  Scumbag Steve

Laughs at religion for shunning science in favor of ridiculous beliefs Praises the Amish for shunning science more blatantly than other Christians

Laughs at religion for shunning science in favor of ridiculous beliefs Praises the Amish for shunning science more blatantly than other Christians  Scumbag Steve

Borrows computer to browse reddit gives it back dead

Borrows computer to browse reddit gives it back dead  Scumbag Steve

Parks at only open pump Only Buys A Soda

Parks at only open pump Only Buys A Soda  Scumbag Steve

hooks up with childhood friend screws party slut an hour later

hooks up with childhood friend screws party slut an hour later  Scumbag Steve

wants to leave 5 minutes early turns away paying customers, purposely gives shitty service

wants to leave 5 minutes early turns away paying customers, purposely gives shitty service  Scumbag Steve

Asks if you have just the two items Proceeds to put his two cart loads of shit on the belt and argues with cashier over a coupon

Asks if you have just the two items Proceeds to put his two cart loads of shit on the belt and argues with cashier over a coupon  Scumbag Steve

Bro, I am parched. Can I have a sip of your drink? Drinks the whole thing

Bro, I am parched. Can I have a sip of your drink? Drinks the whole thing  Scumbag Steve

can't play guitar and sees one at a party plays it

can't play guitar and sees one at a party plays it  Scumbag Steve

Hits car Leaves note saying it was someone driving a Green Pontiac firebird.

Hits car Leaves note saying it was someone driving a Green Pontiac firebird.  Scumbag Steve
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