Scumbag Steve

Sits across from you during exam chews gum loudly the whole time

Sits across from you during exam chews gum loudly the whole time  Scumbag Steve

You tell him the store is closing in five minutes looks around for 20 minutes and doesn't buy anything

You tell him the store is closing in five minutes looks around for 20 minutes and doesn't buy anything  Scumbag Steve

"Yo bro, can I borrow your car"? Puts driver seat all the way back, smokes in car, and switches all your radio presets to rap stations

One ice cube left after he makes his drink Doesn't refill the tray

One ice cube left after he makes his drink Doesn't refill the tray  Scumbag Steve

Fur is murder Leather interior, couch, wallet, and shoes

Fur is murder Leather interior, couch, wallet, and shoes  Scumbag Steve

Yeah I'll sell you a bag If you smoke me out

Yeah I'll sell you a bag If you smoke me out  Scumbag Steve

Knows most of the lines to a movie Says them before or while the character delivers them

Knows most of the lines to a movie  Says them before or while the character delivers them   Scumbag Steve

as soon as the seniors finish he's the first junior to occupy the "senior corner"

as soon as the seniors finish he's the first junior to occupy the

Writes reassuring message to annoying facebook girl just trying to fuck

Writes reassuring message to annoying facebook girl just trying to fuck  Scumbag Steve

Smokes your weed out of your bowl hands it back without cleaning the ash

Smokes your weed out of your bowl hands it back without cleaning the ash  Scumbag Steve
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