Scumbag Steve

Tells you "you're fine, it's parked perfectly" takes picture when you're not looking

Tells you

Knows you're on the phone with your parents Yells out: "HEY PASS THE WEED!"

Knows you're on the phone with your parents Yells out:

"Please take one" takes two

Forgets wet swimsuit in your car Makes you drive back to his house and drop it off

Forgets wet swimsuit in your car Makes you drive back to his house and drop it off  Scumbag Steve

Tallest person in room Sits in front row

Tallest person in room Sits in front row  Scumbag Steve

Already has blue buff Steals the other from you

Already has blue buff Steals the other from you  Scumbag Steve

Proposes to Girlfriend dying of cancer Knows she won't live long enough to fulfill committment

Proposes to Girlfriend dying of cancer Knows she won't live long enough to fulfill committment  Scumbag Steve

buys girl scout cookies bounces check

buys girl scout cookies bounces check  Scumbag Steve

Oh, you're sick? Stay for an hour, the manager's tired, and wants a nap.

Oh, you're sick? Stay for an hour, the manager's tired, and wants a nap.  Scumbag Steve

Can walk Uses wheelchair ramp instead of stairs

Can walk Uses wheelchair ramp instead of stairs  Scumbag Steve
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