Scumbag Steve

Asks you to share your last bowl when you give him money to pick up for you Doesn't "have" your satchel for a whole week

Asks you to share your last bowl when you give him money to pick up for you Doesn't

Walks into the apartment high Mistakes you for a burrito

Walks into the apartment high Mistakes you for a burrito  Scumbag Steve

Refs AQ IM volleyball Doesn't know rules

Refs AQ IM volleyball Doesn't know rules  Scumbag Steve

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Want to borrow my hat Steve? No.  Scumbag Steve

gets pity sex calls everyone he knows to tell them how he 'banged that skank'

gets pity sex calls everyone he knows to tell them how he 'banged that skank'  Scumbag Steve

mp blocks off seating to clean sits down in blocked area and stay past 8

mp blocks off seating to clean sits down in blocked area and stay past 8  Scumbag Steve

waits till lunch to print something in the library Takes the whole lunch to do it

waits till lunch to print something in the library  Takes the whole lunch to do it  Scumbag Steve

Can't get booked Becomes promoter and books himself.

Can't get booked  Becomes promoter and books himself.  Scumbag Steve

Knows he shares walls with people plays his bass so loud that those same walls vibrate constantly

Knows he shares walls with people plays his bass so loud that those same walls vibrate constantly  Scumbag Steve

calls to tell you that you got the job calls two hours later; oops, we called the wrong person, you're not hired

calls to tell you that you got the job calls two hours later; oops, we called the wrong person, you're not hired  Scumbag Steve
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