Scumbag Steve

Lent him my ps3 to play the last of us He then proceeds to smash my ps3, murder my dad, rape my mum, torture my siblings and chainsaw all of my pets in half, whilst making me watch

Lent him my ps3 to play the last of us He then proceeds to smash my ps3, murder my dad, rape my mum, torture my siblings and chainsaw all of my pets in half, whilst making me watch  Scumbag Steve

Says "treat others how you would like to be treated" Cancels on you at the last minute because a better offer came along

Says

Makes fun of your clothes wears Thigh-high nike socks and sperrys

Makes fun of your clothes wears Thigh-high nike socks and sperrys  Scumbag Steve

Buys Negra Modelo beer to celebrate MLK day Is racist

Buys Negra Modelo beer to celebrate MLK day Is racist  Scumbag Steve

Asks to bum a cigarette "Nevermind I only smoke Newports"

Asks to bum a cigarette

Talks shit on K-state for losing a major bowl game freaks the fuck out every time KU wins

Talks shit on K-state for losing a major bowl game freaks the fuck out every time KU wins  Scumbag Steve

Recieves $15 gift Certificate from best friend Gives $5 Gift bag in return

Recieves $15 gift Certificate from best friend Gives $5 Gift bag in return  Scumbag Steve

Comes to your room when he knows you are eating "Man, i'm starving" while he stares at the food

Comes to your room when he knows you are eating

asks to borrow condoms wake up to find entire roll of saran wrap missing

asks to borrow condoms wake up to find entire roll of saran wrap missing  Scumbag Steve

Complains when others don't use proper grammar Constantly spells 'Grammar' with an 'E'.

Complains when others don't use proper grammar Constantly spells 'Grammar' with an 'E'.  Scumbag Steve
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