Scumbag Steve

"Hey man, can I use your honey?" Squirts it all over you and your apartment

Starts ambitious haircut Gives up halfway through

Starts ambitious haircut Gives up halfway through  Scumbag Steve

listens to you tell a joke laughs uncontrollably after the first word

listens to you tell a joke laughs uncontrollably after the first word  Scumbag Steve

Is late to 6:45 class on Monday blames daylight savings time from Sunday

Is late to 6:45 class on Monday blames daylight savings time  from Sunday  Scumbag Steve

Buys you a pack of cigarettes on your birthday "Hey Bro can i bum a cig"

Buys you a pack of cigarettes on your birthday

drives the speed limit in michigan

drives the speed limit in michigan  Scumbag Steve

Is never in the room only comes back when i'm in the middle of fapping

Is never in the room only comes back when i'm in the middle of fapping  Scumbag Steve

Plays your pokemon game Starts over and saves over it

Plays your pokemon game Starts over and saves over it  Scumbag Steve

Claims to be good at super Smash Bros "Woah Dude how do you do that shield dodge thing?"

Claims to be good at super Smash Bros

Uses your toothbrush To brush their eyebrows

Uses your toothbrush To brush their eyebrows  Scumbag Steve
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