Scumbag Steve

"There's no good places to eat around here" Eats Jimmy John's every day

Brings Cigarette to smoke session Claims he had a "Bad high" because of it

Brings Cigarette to smoke session Claims he had a

Asks for five dollars doesn't even live at the house

Asks for five dollars doesn't even live at the house  Scumbag Steve

last car in line merging onto highway cuts everyone off and hits the gas

last car in line merging onto highway cuts everyone off and hits the gas  Scumbag Steve

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk

Accepts money to take cab Drives home drunk  Scumbag Steve

Ugly douchebag Has beautiful girlfriend

Ugly douchebag Has beautiful girlfriend  Scumbag Steve

Says he doesn't have enough money to pay for utilities Buys beer every day

Says he doesn't have enough money to pay for utilities Buys beer every day  Scumbag Steve

Doesn't pitch for pizza Has more than anyone else

Doesn't pitch for pizza Has more than anyone else  Scumbag Steve

Tries to use right side doors to get out of marion thinks he's been locked in

Tries to use right side doors to get out of marion thinks he's been locked in  Scumbag Steve

Uses the elevator to get off the second floor

Uses the elevator to get off the second floor  Scumbag Steve
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