Scumbag Steve

"yeah I can dj your party" brings rufinol

"I left my change in the car, brb" doesn't come back

Gets a free umbrella in a rainstorm Complains

Gets a free umbrella in a rainstorm Complains  Scumbag Steve

Cashier opens a till and asks for the next person in line was last in line, runs over, pays with a check and doesn't start filling it out until he's given the total

Cashier opens a till and asks for the next person in line was last in line, runs over, pays with a check and doesn't start filling it out until he's given the total  Scumbag Steve

Steals your Facebook status doesn't credit you.

Steals your Facebook status doesn't credit you.  Scumbag Steve

Smokes Never buys cigarettes

Smokes Never buys cigarettes  Scumbag Steve

Has a popular comment on reddit changes it to something completely different and offensive to make reddit look bad

Has a popular comment on reddit changes it to something completely different and offensive to make reddit look bad  Scumbag Steve

owes you money gives it to you for christmas

owes you money gives it to you for christmas  Scumbag Steve

Claims to be trapped in jainesville by snowpocalypse to avoid taking final. Lives rite down the street from lecture hall.

Claims to be trapped in jainesville by snowpocalypse to avoid taking final. Lives rite down the street from lecture hall.   Scumbag Steve

sees "do not block intersection" sign blocks intersection

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