Scumbag Steve

"thanks for lending me your book" highlighted and underlined everything

Loves your facebook status For getting him karma

Loves your facebook status For getting him karma  Scumbag Steve

you make some meme's and never ask for an opinion tells you your annoying, and is a bitch

you make some meme's and never ask for an opinion tells you your annoying, and is a bitch  Scumbag Steve

comes in at 4 am wakes you up to borrow condoms and has sex on your futon

comes in at 4 am wakes you up to borrow condoms and has sex on your futon  Scumbag Steve

"Am I clear to back out?" "Yep." Wasn't

Hears you are in the military "I know what you're going through I play COD"

Hears you are in the military

Breaks into your car Steals all your military uniforms

Breaks into your car Steals all your military uniforms   Scumbag Steve

Stays night at your place cause he's too drunk to go home Pisses on your living room floor at 4am

Stays night at your place cause he's too drunk to go home Pisses on your living room floor at 4am  Scumbag Steve

notices you're driving 5 under the speedlimit decides to drive as close as possible to you

notices you're driving 5 under the speedlimit decides to drive as close as possible to you  Scumbag Steve

Can you just give me head tonight? I'm too drunk to fuck

Can you just give me head tonight? I'm too drunk to fuck  Scumbag Steve
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