Scumbag Steve

Too lazy to go to college Why would you do your homework and better your education/future instead of talking to me

Too lazy to go to college Why would you do your homework and better your education/future instead of talking to me  Scumbag Steve

Sees your girlfriend enter her phone Passcode Sends himself her nude pics while she sleeps

Sees your girlfriend enter her phone Passcode Sends himself her nude pics while she sleeps  Scumbag Steve

makes $5k a month selling drugs Applies for Welfare

makes $5k a month selling drugs Applies for Welfare  Scumbag Steve

tells me not to do anything because he thinks i will mess up Complains about me not doing anything

tells me not to do anything because he thinks i will mess up Complains about me not doing anything  Scumbag Steve

lets you use his netflix changes the password all the time

lets you use his netflix changes the password all the time  Scumbag Steve

Sees you have multiple textbooks, notes and papers laying around your workstation and many programs open Asks you if you can move over 1 computer in the lab so that he can work with his partner

Sees you have multiple textbooks, notes and papers laying around your workstation and many programs open Asks you if you can move over 1 computer in the lab so that he can work with his partner  Scumbag Steve

Is euphoric Because of a phony God's blessing

Is euphoric Because of a phony God's blessing  Scumbag Steve

Asks a girl her age in dog years

Asks a girl her age in dog years  Scumbag Steve

notices first-gen ipod laying out at party steals it

notices first-gen ipod laying out at party steals it  Scumbag Steve

"Jesus is the reason for christmas bro, don't forget that" Pre-marital sex at Christmas Party

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