Scumbag Steve

Tokes up party guests with your stash

Tokes up party guests with your stash  Scumbag Steve

Knows the house has a narrow hallway walks in the middle and pushes me out of the way if i'm walking the opposite way

Knows the house has a narrow hallway walks in the middle and pushes me out of the way if i'm walking the opposite way  Scumbag Steve

Tells you that he can't hang out tonight because he needs to get up early Makes plans in a group message to go out for drinks with your other friends

Tells you that he can't hang out tonight because he needs to get up early Makes plans in a group message to go out for drinks with your other friends   Scumbag Steve

Hits car parked car leaves a blank piece of paper under whiper instead of a note so no one writes down his plates

Hits car parked car leaves a blank piece of paper under whiper instead of a note so no one writes down his plates  Scumbag Steve

Steals food From his borderline anorexic flatmate who hasn't eaten in a week

Steals food  From his borderline anorexic flatmate who hasn't eaten in a week  Scumbag Steve

"Yeah the toilet didn't really flush" "I figured if you're going next you could handle it"

Asks you if you want to hang out and you decline "Oh well can you buy me beer still?"

Asks you if you want to hang out and you decline

turns down invite to chip in for booze for a party holds out cup and expects you to give him some when you're pouring a drink

turns down invite to chip in for booze for a party holds out cup and expects you to give him some when you're pouring a drink  Scumbag Steve

mom complains about messy room mess up the rest of the house to even it out

mom complains about messy room mess up the rest of the house to even it out  Scumbag Steve

Comes to your house to hang out orders food for himself expects you to pay

Comes to your house to hang out orders food for himself expects you to pay  Scumbag Steve
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