Scumbag Steve

sees you're about to do laundry "dude, i need to borrow some quarters for my laundry"

sees you're about to do laundry

Thinks he's ghetto owns an escalade

Thinks he's ghetto owns an escalade  Scumbag Steve

Asks for a drive Opens your door with his keys in his hand, scratching your brand new car

Asks for a drive Opens your door with his keys in his hand, scratching your brand new car  Scumbag Steve

Offers to smoke you up Says you owe him 10 dollars afterwards

Offers to smoke you up Says you owe him 10 dollars afterwards  Scumbag Steve

Gets smoked up by you constantly and promises to return the favor hasn't supplied once

Gets smoked up by you constantly and promises to return the favor hasn't supplied once  Scumbag Steve

"Hey can I have a bite?" Takes biggest bite possible

Leaves some milk in the fridge so you can eat cereal Spoiled

Leaves some milk in the fridge so you can eat cereal Spoiled  Scumbag Steve

Orders to go eats in the restaurant

Orders to go eats in the restaurant  Scumbag Steve

Sees guy with nut allergy at party Spends entire night throwing nuts at him

Sees guy with nut allergy at party Spends entire night throwing nuts at him  Scumbag Steve

Responds to your tech support thread "Why would you want to do that?"

Responds to your tech support thread
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