Scumbag Steve

Comes into your workplace 5 minutes before closing Signals to others that you're still open

Comes into your workplace 5 minutes before closing Signals to others that you're still open
  Scumbag Steve

sucker-punches you to start fight calls cops when you break his jaw

sucker-punches you to start fight calls cops when you break his jaw   Scumbag Steve

8 pictures of interior not one picture of the outside

8 pictures of interior not one picture of the outside  Scumbag Steve

Makes me fork out money for multiplayer game Doesn't play with me

Makes me fork out money for multiplayer game Doesn't play with me  Scumbag Steve

bro, don't look at my screen looks at your screen

bro, don't look at my screen looks at your screen  Scumbag Steve

Sees you're taking a nap Decides to run vacuum cleaner

Sees you're taking a nap Decides to run vacuum cleaner  Scumbag Steve

Gets free soda for designated drivers Goes and buys himself 2 beers

Gets free soda for designated drivers Goes and buys himself 2 beers  Scumbag Steve

flashes high beams while passing you no cop in sight

flashes high beams while passing you no cop in sight  Scumbag Steve

Borrows a game the last week of school Keeps it and avoids you the whole summer

Borrows a game the last week of school Keeps it and avoids you the whole summer  Scumbag Steve

Wants a well done steak in 4 minutes

Wants a well done steak  in 4 minutes  Scumbag Steve
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