Scumbag Steve

His Marriage is struggling because of his poor financial decisions quits job making his wife the sole breadwinner for 2 years, while enjoying skiing, drinking and smoking pot every day.

His Marriage is struggling because of his poor financial decisions quits job making his wife the sole breadwinner for 2 years, while enjoying skiing, drinking and smoking pot every day.  Scumbag Steve

Coworker brings in donuts I dont eat any at office but take 3 home for later.

Coworker brings in donuts I dont eat any at office but take 3 home for later.  Scumbag Steve

Goes home for weekend Leaves alarm set for 7:30

Goes home for weekend Leaves alarm set for 7:30  Scumbag Steve

Goes to /new/ Down votes every post that isn't his

Goes to /new/ Down votes every post that isn't his  Scumbag Steve

Blatantly insults you after saying "with all due respect"

Blatantly insults you after saying

Writes a very long post with terrible grammar TLDR;Don't be lazy just read it

Writes a very long post with terrible grammar TLDR;Don't be lazy just read it  Scumbag Steve

Tells you he will take care of your dog while you are in the hospital Smokes all your weed

Tells you he will take care of your dog while you are in the hospital Smokes all your weed  Scumbag Steve

Lets you replace a computer that was already broken Still claims to be your friend

Lets you replace a computer that was already broken Still claims to be your friend  Scumbag Steve

Tells him not to mess with your kitten he bites Messes with him, Cats bites him, yells at the cat as loud as he can

Tells him not to mess with your kitten he bites Messes with him, Cats bites him, yells at the cat as loud as he can  Scumbag Steve

texts "I love you" to someone he knows has had a crush on him for a while APRIL FOOLS

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