Scumbag Steve

says he's gotta go home to sleep for work in the morning has all the time in the world for sex

says he's gotta go home to sleep for work in the morning  has all the time in the world for sex  Scumbag Steve

You become platonic friends with his ex "if u talk to her again, imma fuck ur shit up, bro" Finds out by hacking into her facebook

You become platonic friends with his ex

Sees that you're not a very strong swimmer Tries to "help you learn" by holding you underwater

Sees that you're not a very strong swimmer Tries to

KNOWS YOU LIKE A GIRL HITS ON HER!

KNOWS YOU LIKE A GIRL HITS ON HER!  Scumbag Steve

Wears coke boy shirt doesn't know who French Montana is

Wears coke boy shirt doesn't know who French Montana is  Scumbag Steve

"pfft, I don't work here" doesn't work anywhere

tells him your dog can't eat chocolate throws him a snickers bar when you don't look

tells him your dog can't eat chocolate throws him a snickers bar when you don't look  Scumbag Steve

If it's yellow let it mellow If it's brown let it mellow

If it's yellow let it mellow If it's brown let it mellow  Scumbag Steve

Know you have a case filled with devices for smoking Steals it while your at work

Know you have a case filled with devices for smoking Steals it while your at work  Scumbag Steve

Makes awesome photographs with his roommate Steals all the karma

Makes awesome photographs with his roommate Steals all the karma  Scumbag Steve
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