Scumbag Steve

Moving out in a month wall mounts new tv

Moving out in a month wall mounts new tv  Scumbag Steve

stuck in traffic jam on freeway drives on shoulder until his exit

stuck in traffic jam on freeway drives on shoulder until his exit  Scumbag Steve

Only smokes when he drinks Never buys a pack of cigarettes before going out to drink

Only smokes when he drinks Never buys a pack of cigarettes before going out to drink  Scumbag Steve

Invites you to party you both get kicked out because he's not invited

Invites you to party you both get kicked out because he's not invited  Scumbag Steve

Got invited to Heart of the Swarm Beta 6 pools every game

Got invited to Heart of the Swarm Beta 6 pools every game  Scumbag Steve

Makes you go somewhere you didn't want to go arrives late

Makes you go somewhere you didn't want to go  arrives late   Scumbag Steve

borrows a pen Chews the fuck out of it

borrows a pen Chews the fuck out of it  Scumbag Steve

Lives 5 minutes away comes an hour late

Lives 5 minutes away comes an hour late  Scumbag Steve

sees a child with cancer "look bro, a tiny skinhead!"

sees a child with cancer

Sees JD replace cigar with tight draw Complains about every DE Cigar ever bought

Sees JD replace cigar with tight draw Complains about every DE Cigar ever bought  Scumbag Steve
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