Scumbag Steve

friend tells you he’s getting married Doesn’t invite you

friend tells you he’s getting married

 Doesn’t invite you  Scumbag Steve

goes to the theaters picks up his phone and calls every single person in his contacts

goes to the theaters  picks up his phone and calls every single person in his contacts   Scumbag Steve

"ALL tHOSE SUGARY DRINKS ARE FOR pussies" DRINKING RUM AND COKE

gets the opportunity to host espn college gameday complains about location

gets the opportunity to host espn college gameday complains about location  Scumbag Steve

Someone pisses him off in traffic Makes a meme about it

Someone pisses him off in traffic Makes a meme about it  Scumbag Steve

His life long crush gets married to someone else "becomes friends" with the husband to sabotage their new marriage with dick pics, of all fucking things.

His life long crush gets married to someone else

Offers you some of his food Asks you to pay part of his bill

Offers you some of his food Asks you to pay part of his bill  Scumbag Steve

Tells me I should quit smoking because he's worried Then tells me to die of cancer.

Tells me I should quit smoking because he's worried Then tells me to die of cancer.  Scumbag Steve

Knows you have a debilitating social disorder "Dude, just get over it and come to the bar."

Knows you have a debilitating social disorder

Is Hitler as well as a fundie

Is Hitler as well as a fundie  Scumbag Steve
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