Scumbag Steve

Says you're a pussy for having a gf and not being a player moves in with gf of 6 years

Says you're a pussy for having a gf and not being a player moves in with gf of 6 years  Scumbag Steve

"Of course there's not someone else. I can't believe a friend would ask that." Unfriends you. Updates to 'in a relationship' with someone else on Facebook the next day.

Voted for Prop 8 The week after his brother came out of the closet

Voted for Prop 8 The week after his brother came out of the closet  Scumbag Steve

constantly pesters you with texts knowing you're busy and won't have time to respond wonders why you eventually get pissed and tell him to fuck off

constantly pesters you with texts knowing you're busy and won't have time to respond wonders why you eventually get pissed and tell him to fuck off  Scumbag Steve

won't pay you after losing a bet gives you a black eye after you lose to him and don't pay

won't pay you after losing a bet gives you a black eye after you lose to him and don't pay  Scumbag Steve

Says he upgraded your personal pizza to a large for free Tries to charge you for a large

Says he upgraded your personal pizza to a large for free Tries to charge you for a large  Scumbag Steve

Finally decides to see his best friends after weeks of girlfriend solitude. Stares at his phone the entire time texting girlfriend.

Finally decides to see his best friends after weeks of girlfriend solitude. Stares at his phone the entire time texting girlfriend.   Scumbag Steve

Sees cat suffocating with a plastic bag on it takes a photo before saving it

Sees cat suffocating with a plastic bag on it takes a photo before saving it  Scumbag Steve

"Fuck the police" Calls them anytime he has a problem

Agrees to designate drive Gets really drunk

Agrees to designate drive Gets really drunk  Scumbag Steve
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