Scumbag Steve

Breaks up with you 'We can still be friends, with benefits'

Breaks up with you 'We can still be friends, with benefits'   Scumbag Steve

Knows you have a reddit account brags about how much more karma he has than you

Knows you have a reddit account brags about how much more karma he has than you  Scumbag Steve

offers to drive friends only if smoked out

offers to drive friends only if smoked out  Scumbag Steve

Friend is scientist Cannot explain quantum mechanics

Friend is scientist Cannot explain quantum mechanics  Scumbag Steve

sees your toast is done toasting claims it as his own

sees your toast is done toasting claims it as his own  Scumbag Steve

talks with australian accent when he's at Outback Steakhouse

talks with australian accent when he's at Outback Steakhouse  Scumbag Steve

...because my name's Steve motherfucking Polychronopolous

...because my name's Steve motherfucking Polychronopolous  Scumbag Steve

Makes a new meme for r/AdviceAnimals Overly Attached Girlfriend

Makes a new meme for r/AdviceAnimals Overly Attached Girlfriend  Scumbag Steve

"the AI in this game is incredibly stupid" plays game on easiest setting

Wants you to come over and play halo spends the entire time you're there playing skyrim

Wants you to come over and play halo spends the entire time you're there playing skyrim  Scumbag Steve
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