Scumbag Steve

starts a fight with you and loses calls the cops

starts a fight with you and loses calls the cops  Scumbag Steve

Sees you are depressed about a bad breakup and tells you about a cool song to take your mind off of it Love song

Sees you are depressed about a bad breakup and tells you about a cool song to take your mind off of it Love song  Scumbag Steve

Decides to play fifa for money and starts losing. Blames the controller saying it is fucking up so we shouldn't play for money. I say ok Turns the game around and says he was joking

Decides to play fifa for money and starts losing. Blames the controller saying it is fucking up so we shouldn't play for money. I say ok Turns the game around and says he was joking  Scumbag Steve

Complains about your roommate leaving food on his desk, and leaves it on his bed. Gets pissed after you throw away the food he left on your desk, before passing out on your roommates bed.

Complains about your roommate leaving food on his desk, and leaves it on his bed. Gets pissed after you throw away the food he left on your desk, before passing out on your roommates bed.  Scumbag Steve

i am so drunk i can't move

i am so drunk i can't move  Scumbag Steve

You're so self centered. I can't even tell you about my problems without you thinking how they affect you. I even over heard you on the phone last night talking about me. I wasn't even talking about him and we're supposed to be moved out a week and a half

You're so self centered. I can't even tell you about my problems without you thinking how they affect you. I even over heard you on the phone last night talking about me. I wasn't even talking about him and we're supposed to be moved out a week and a half  Scumbag Steve

Borrows $500 for weed Doesn't pay it back because "real friends don't keep track of money

Borrows $500 for weed Doesn't pay it back because

Says he's hot, not to snuggle him pulls the blankets off of you cause he is cold

Says he's hot, not to snuggle him pulls the blankets off of you cause he is cold  Scumbag Steve

about to leave for california takes a knife to the couch, dumps dirty water on the futon, steals your hookah and shits in the toilet without flushing.

about to leave for california takes a knife to the couch, dumps dirty water on the futon, steals your hookah and shits in the toilet without flushing.  Scumbag Steve

new checkout aisle opens because of long line at the store walks over to be served first with no regard to the five people waiting in line before him

new checkout aisle opens because of long line at the store walks over to be served first with no regard to the five people waiting in line before him  Scumbag Steve
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