Scumbag Steve

Nearly murders you and your friends with a shotgun in a drunken stupor Laughs about it like it's a motherfucking joke in the morning and makes up some bullshit excuse

Nearly murders you and your friends with a shotgun in a drunken stupor  Laughs about it like it's a motherfucking joke in the morning and makes up some bullshit excuse  Scumbag Steve

NEVER Going to actually write genre novel Gets upset when others have similar ideas

NEVER Going to actually write genre novel Gets upset when others have similar ideas  Scumbag Steve

Sees you change lanes to pass him Speeds up

Sees you change lanes to pass him Speeds up  Scumbag Steve

Always Leaves lights, computer, wii on Calls you a hypocrite for asking to turn the ac down two degrees

Always Leaves lights, computer, wii on Calls you a hypocrite for asking to turn the ac down two degrees  Scumbag Steve

Knows you are no longer using drugs First ones free bro

Knows you are no longer using drugs First ones free bro  Scumbag Steve

asks friend to hang out "Who else is gonna be there?"

asks friend to hang out

"Hey man, can I borrow your phone?" Dunks you in the pool and steals your phone

Invites you out leaves without telling you

Invites you out leaves without telling you  Scumbag Steve

Comes to your house party Takes smelly poop in bathroom

Comes to your house party Takes smelly poop in bathroom  Scumbag Steve

Doesn't like your comment on Reddit Goes to your profile page and downvotes every comment you've ever made

Doesn't like your comment on Reddit Goes to your profile page and downvotes every comment you've ever made   Scumbag Steve
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